The Election’s Almost Here!
Me: No way. She’s not a lesbian. She’s just trying it out because she’s in Hollywood.
Me: Remind me again, which one is Lindsay Lohan?
Him: She’s that actress; that one in Mean Girls.
Me: Oh! Was she the nice girl? Really? That’s Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay Lohan was the nice girl? Are you sure?
Him: Yep.
Me: How? How are you sure? You didn’t even see Mean Girls. How do you know she was the nice girl?
Him: I know a lot about pop culture. I don’t have to have seen Mean Girls to know she played the nice girl.
Me: Huh, really. Because I saw Mean Girls, and I didn’t know. A lesbian. Okay, sure I buy that. But I still don’t know how you knew she was in Mean Girls.
Him: Honey, don’t enter a pop culture contest anytime soon.