Seriously, I do.

Seriously, I do.

I know, I know, this is not your blog of choice for recipes. In fact, you may even be shocked. “She bakes?” You’re astounded. A woman of many talents, that’s me.
Of course, you must know that I bake cakes. Remember the pirate ship cake?
What about the race car cake?
I don’t think I ever posted about the under-the-sea cake, but look what a beauty it was.
The thing is, in a perfect world, with endless time and easy-to-please children, I would cook fun and exotic dishes more often. But it’s absolutely exhausting to go through all of that effort to listen to, once again, how disgusting dinner is. Cheers, everyone!
Desserts, however, are a crowd pleaser. I can bake a mean Carrot Cake, Italian Cream Cake, and a Cheesecake with nary a crack. Guests are astonished at the cheesecake, in particular, but it’s not hard. Here’s my favorite recipe, modified a bit from the original Better Homes & Gardens recipe.
And the trick?
Cheesecake Recipe
1 ¾ c finely crushed graham crackers (I use about 1 ½ – 1 ½ packs of Keebler’s)
½ c butter 24-ounces of cream cheese, softened
1 c sugar 2 T all-purpose flour
1 t vanilla 2 eggs
1 egg yolk ¼ c milk
Crust: Combine crushed graham crackers (I use the food processor) and butter. Reserve ¼ c+ for the topping, if desired. Press remaining crust onto bottom of a 9-inch springform pan. (You can also press it about 2 inches up the side, but I don’t bother.)
Filling: In a mixing bowl, combine the cream cheese, sugar, flour, and vanilla. Beat with an electric mixer until fluffy. Add eggs and yolk all at once, beating on low speed until just combined. Do not over mix! Stir in milk. Pour into crust lined pan. Sprinkle with reserved crumbs, if any (I don’t do this step). Place on a shallow baking pan in oven. Bake at 375˚ for 45 – 50 minutes (in my oven, I check it at 35 minutes; adjust accordingly). Cook until center appears nearly set when shaken. Cool 15 minutes. Loosen the hinges of the springform pan. Cool for 30 minutes more; remove sides of pan. Cool completely. Store in refrigerator.
P.S. Use butter. And cream cheese. None of that other nonsense. If you want substitutes, serve something else.
Also, if it’s a special occasion and you want to get all fancy, melt some chocolate over low heat. Add add a teeny, tiny bit of Crisco to thin it, and put it in a sandwich-sized ziplock. Make a small (small!) clip in the corner, and zig-zag the chocolate across the top of your cheesecake. Voila! It’s fancy.
It’s finally spring and this year, for us, that means lacrosse, soccer, soccer, and yes, one more time, soccer. I realize that I have only 3 children, and that 4 sports means I am going against a long-held personal belief that children should play one sport per season. But that conversation is long and convoluted and we can discuss it another time.
In addition to the sports frenzy, this is also the time of year when kids heading to middle school take tests for next year’s “challenge” classes, our district’s designation for honors classes during the middle school years. Conveniently, this testing coincides with the time of year when the sun hangs low in the sky well beyond bedtime, tricking children into believing that the school year is already over.
Last spring, SusieJ wrote a convincing post about not taking honors classes. Her son, as I recall, was nominated for honors math but took a look at the additional homework requirements and thought the better of it. And what are my thoughts on the whole thing? Head on over to Midwest Parents, to check out my post–and my thoughts–there.